Then there was a lunch to talk about everything and then Kyle still wasn't done talking about it so her good friend Faye Resnick came over to discuss fabrics and Kyle made her talk about abuse and whether or not she should get her friend to leave her husband. It was sadder than a grown woman saying she has to go tinkle. It was the saddest fucking thing I ever saw. ![]() We're besties! Pinky swear on it!" There was a real pinkie swear. "That's resolved now?" we all asked? What the fuck? After Taylor had all that anger towards Lisa and then it's just like, "Oh, no big deal. Everything is better." Everyone at home did exactly what Kyle Richards did. ![]() ![]() That's why we haven't been able to be friends." Taylor, having a new villain in her life, then said, "Oh, OK. But once Camille had let the stink out, Lisa was free to say, "You told me these things about Russell and that's why I didn't like him, and I couldn't trust you, Taylor. There was still the matter of Lisa and Taylor, however, and after Camille left the room, they had to resolve the fight that started this whole thing. Camille did God's work that day, and then, before things could get too heated and her emotions got the better of her, she left. You do it before they can gather their wits and strike back. You don't wait until someone is snatching at your weave to run away. You drop your bomb, and then you clear the room. All Housewives everywhere need to take notes about how to do this. Not only did she open it up, but she stormed out of there with her giant purse full of victory and two little clouds under her feet carried the angel Camille up to heaven. Open that window and clear this Dutch Oven out. They just sat there in the noxious stench until Camille finally said, "It smells like shit in here, guys!" Good for her. Each of those women smelt it and they were sitting there quietly hoping that Taylor would excuse herself, but she didn't. I mean her abuse was the fart in that room. She's been flinging that cat at anyone who will listen for years. Taylor is pissed that Camille let that particular cat out of that particular bag. She means Bill, Craig, and Frank, the guys who are holding the fucking cameras in that damn room. Taylor gets all upset that Camille brought this up "in front of other people," and by that she doesn't mean Lisa and Kyle and Adrienne. She said that Taylor tells everyone that Russell beats her but she is still with him and no one sees the evidence, so what the fuck is going on? She came down from heaven in her filmy robes and laced sandals and turquoise jewelry that was a gift from her acolyte DeeDee after a trip to Taos, and she said the God's honest truth right there at Lisa's tea party (thanks, right wing crackpots, for ruining this merry occasion for all eternity). Oh, on that day the angels did sing and the heralds, with their brassy horns, announced the coming of the archangel, and her name was Camille. ![]() Camille of Grammer that Taylor Armstrong says her her husband Russell beats her. But when high noon came none of the little dogies could get along.īefore we can get to the anniversary of excess that is Kennedy Armstrong's birthday party, first we have to talk about the fallout from last week's bombshell revelation by St. There were cowboys and showdowns and horses and homes on the range and even some wenches in fancy corsets. Last night was a good old-fashioned Western in the rolling hills of Beverly.
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